they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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