no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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