You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
its not stalking. its research.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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