he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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