I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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