My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
