What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
