Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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