So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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