Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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