You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
