what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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