Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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