I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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