ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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