Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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