Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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