these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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