Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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