STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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