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I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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