I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Every concussion has its silver lining
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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