Dignity is for republicans.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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