Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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