You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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