if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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