What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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