508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
