What did we do last night that was yellow?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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