Tell her she can't have a vagina
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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