it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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