Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
