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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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