Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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