Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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