@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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