His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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