That's intense
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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