Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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