I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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