im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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