One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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