i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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