there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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