...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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