Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
