You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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