Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
why do cheetos always look like penises
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Every concussion has its silver lining
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize