Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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