So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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