Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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