So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
