is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i think my cat just said my name.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
