you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Randomize
